Tuesday, January 10, 2012

Twenty-Five Questions of Life

You know what, fuck the weekend recap. The first weekend of 2012 was basic typical mediocre shit except witnessing Tim Tebow's epic mindblowing performance with my pops in the NFL's first ever postseason overtime that lasted 11 seconds.

But its been a damn awile since I posted something else on here. I was browsing my homeboy Jeremy's tumblr page (http://pinoykid13.tumblr.com/ and happy early 22nd birthday) and I happened to see a list of 25 unanswered questions that was one of the posts on his profile. I remember when that shit would be on every conceded chick's Myspace every week back in the day and it died out since Facebook took over the rat races. With some time to spare, I decided to have some fun with it. Expecting over-exaggeration on these 25 questions? Hell yes.

1: Apart from tumblr, what do you like to do in your spare time? Answering these questions and Photography. I got rid of my Tumblr after using it for a month and a half

2: Name a favorite of each: food, drink, color. Pizza, Pink Lemonade, Black

3: If you married rich and your spouse gave you $100,000 a week, what would you spend it on? That will never happen, but if it did... Then a fully loaded 2013 Nissan GTR for me one week with a title the first week and I'll let the CHP speed chase me until they reach the California state boundaries , pay off her college tutition in $50 bills and at least 50% of (not off) everything at Tiffany and Co.'s catalog or whatever Kim Kardashian wears for her the next week so that she can't stop smiling, a Canon 1DS Mark IV and a Nikon D4 both with a 24-70mm 2.8mm lens (along with the CRAZIEST telephoto lens available) and a studio with strobes plus a $10,000 bonus each for my 5 of my many homeboys to start their own photography/filmaking business the other week, every size 13 Nike SB Dunks and some Air Jordan Retros at Flight Club LA and Flight Club in New York the following week and invest at a home in Beverly Glen on Mulholland Drive and only fly First Class at Virgin America, Virgin Nigeria and Virgin Atlantic until another recession starts. Oh and I'll buy out the front courtside seats from the bitch-ass talent agents for Lakers games at the Staples Center so that the Laker Girls can rest their fine asses on those seasts instead of floor and I'll make it rain at the Spearmint Rhino or Deja Vu until a stripper gets a paper cut from one of the Hundred Dollar Bills.

4: Name a favorite of each: book, movie, tv show. Book: If I Did It (OJ Simspon's book that was never out to the public,but I read a leaked version) Movie: The Big Lebowski or the Back To the Future trilogy. TV Show: NFL Sunday Ticket

5: If you were given the opportunity to spend 48 hours with absolutely anyone (living or dead), who would you spend it with and what would you do? Every girl that I hitted on since the Fourth Grade, 3 hours per girl

6: Name a LEAST favorite of each: food, drink, color. See number 2

7: What do you spend most of your money on? Junk food, 35mm film, and Pepsi at Lee's 4 Cocktails

8: What kind of underwear do you prefer wearing? Boxers

9: Name a LEAST favorite of each: book, movie, tv show. Anything that's NOT listed on number 4

10: If you were sat on a plane beside your favorite celebrity, what would you do? I'll show him or her the photo that I took of them at Roberson Blvd, Beverly Hills or The Grove back in 2008

11: What is the strangest thing you have in your room? (You are not allowed to explain why you own it.) Recessed lights. Not everybody has it

12: What is a weird habit you have, or people have told you have. (Weird, not bad. No nail biting or any of that nonsense.) Doing a photoshoot with somebody else's iPhone 4S with instagram filters(haven't tried it yet)

13: What would you consider to be the biggest insult to yourself? Walking out of my pops church during the offering collection cause my checks didn't come that week

14: What are five things you absolutely have to have in your dream house? a woman who cooks, a woman who doesn't cook, a third woman in case the other two doesn't work out, a 4G LTE network inside a home, and a heated toilet seat

15: If you could be reincarnated as any animal, which would you chose and why? A human so that I can see watch what I eat this time

16: Which band (current or past) would you want to go on tour* with? (*Travel with, not preform with.) Aftergloam, The Orange Rev and Darger De Milo (my friends bands)

17: Name a favorite of each: band, album, song. Its a long list. Trust me.

18: Why is your favorite band your favorite? Cause its my favorite

19: How many concerts have you attended? Which was your favorite? Least favorite? If none, who do you want to see live the most? Does me attending the 2011 MTV Video Music Award's count?

20: What is one of your favorite song lyrics? (Who is it by?) "I think I'm Big Meech..." Rick Ross

21: Who do you ship? Ground shipping. UPS is expensive

22: What band merch do you own? If any, whose is it and when did you get it? If none, whose do you wish you owned? I once had Billy Idol's "In the Devil's Playground" CD autographed by him at the OG Tower Records on Sunset back in March 2005, but I sold it at Amoeba Records for 5 bucks.

23: How did you learn of the band that is currently your favorite? By the words of their mouth

24: What celebrity do you idolize the most? Used to be Ted Turner until he sold out Time Warner.

25: Which member from which band would you most want to lather in nutella? Which one again?

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