1999. Two Ninth graders born in the 80's waiting for class to start. One was wearing an oversized Tommy Hilfiger sweatshirt, cargo kakhi shorts and Navy Chuck Taylor low-tops, and the other was wearing a Extra Large Ricky Williams New Orleans Saints jersey, baggy jeans and black Kobe Bryant Adidas sneakers.
"What happened on Smackdown! yesterday?"
"DUDE, YOU FUCKING MISSED IT! VINCE MCMAHON GOT ROCK BOTTOMED AND HIS DAUGHTER STEPHANIE GOT THE PEDIGREE FROM TRIPLE H!!"
"Fuck, I missed it. I tried to study for this test while my family was watching Friends or Who Wants to be a Millionaire? or some shit."
"Set your VCR next time. You can't miss next Thursday's episode."
"All right dude. Hit me up before 8 tonight, cause my brother needs to use the modem to download some porn, which takes the whole night."
2011. Two Ninth graders born in the 90's waiting for class to start. One was wearing a black fitted v-neck, black Nike basketball shorts with white stitching, black Chuck Taylor low-tops with a Los Angeles Kings Snapack cap, and the other was wearing a white Diamond Supply Co. t-shirt, skinny Levis and white/black/purple Nike Zoom Kobe VIs with a Minnesota Vikings Snapback cap.
"What happened on TNA Imapct yesterday?"
"I didn't see it. I had to watch Jersey Shore with my family."
"Me too, well not with my family cause they'll freak when they see J-Woww's tits in HD. Plus, I had to study for this test. Hey, we can watch the replay after class on my new Droid 2 I got yesterday"
"Fuck, I thought you had an iPhone 4?"
"The screen broke and my parents had a fit with the Verizon sales rep cause they didn't know that cracked screen isn't covered with the warranty, so the manager gave us a new phone to shut them up. Plus my old phone didn't have 4G."
"Dude, 4G is FUCKING QUICK. My brother told me that he downloaded and streamed porn on his MyTouch 4G and that shit was FAST."
