Nerds are Expensive

According to TMZ.com, who is ALWAYS legit in their stories, they said that Lindsay Lohan will pose a nude spread on Playboy magazine for One Million Dollars. I wish this took place in 2005 instead of right now.

So I spent most of Friday at my pad in Sylmar talking a gang of shit on Twitter and transferring files and photos to DVDs and the previous generation iMac in my living room that I hardly use. Trying to make some space on the hard drives and the reason being is that I got two baby showers to cover next month and this upcoming weekend is gonna be so RIDICULOUSLY FUCKING crazy with a bundle of Halloween parties. I wanna get shots of females dressed like Steve Jobs in a tight black longsleeve shirt and dressed like Kim Kardashian on her wedding day last month. Speaking of which, the Armenian princess turned 31 on Friday, and she pretty much had her birthday weekend very low key this year. Typically, Kim would fly or drive to Las Vegas every year along with her close friends and family and get super wasted at Jet inside the Mirage or Tao inside The Venetian or whatever club that's out there on the strip and alot of people on Facebook or any other site would upload a photo of them with Kim as her profile picture to show her birthday support.

Then later that night, I watched some videos on the internet from this young tech savvy enthusiast wizard named Chris Pirillo. I've seen other tech geeks like Jon4Lakers and SoilderKnowsBest, but this dude is different. Watched one of his videos about 4 years ago when he did a debate comparison between social networking sites Myspace (which was the major at the time) and Facebook (which was only for college students then). Somehow, I rediscovered his Youtube page again when I was searching for a video on why Apple fans dislike Adobe's Flash on Mac OS X operating system, even though Flash is not supported on Apple's other operating system, the iOS, for their mobile devices lineup. He has over 3,500 videos on his channel, which is everything and anything on technology and I spent the entire night viewing a few of those while every young, ruthless, hormone-raged couple in the San Fernando Valley was watching a 3D remake in a theater that they wasted 45 bucks on (his ticket= $15, her ticket= $15, large popcorn =$6, his large soft drink= $4, her soft drink= $4, and extra pair of 3D glasses for her after her thick fat ass accidentally sat and broke them= $1). I can do all this without paying that much money, or not paying at all thanks to the hookup from AMC theaters, and I can't remember the last time I paid for a movie theater ticket (I did pay 7 bucks to see a double feature of films done by Russian film director Andrei Tarkovsky that a friend of mine invited me to at The New Beverly earlier this year, but that doesn't count since its not a current film).

But after watching Pirillo's videos, it reminded me of how much I used to be obsessed with technology. If only he didn't showoff his girl that much, but I don't blame him. I remember spending hours playing with all the gadgets at Best Buy and Circuit City before they vanished. I also remember going to the libraries at middle school, high school and my Freshman semester at Los Angeles Valley College reading MacWorld, PC World and Computer Videomaker for the latest Sony video cameras. But it was mostly the Fry's Electronics advertisements in the newspapers that got me attracted every week. I remember the first time finally going to that place in back in 2002. My pops needed a new desktop for himself, so we went to Fry's instead of Best Buy and Circuit City cause the machine we were focused on was relatively inexpensive and that place was LARGE, WITH A DIFFERENT SALES ASSOCIATE ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE! I assumed that there were like 400 people that worked on the floor wearing a white shirt with slacks and a tie, and the female staff base was like...damn, they fine. This was at the Burbank store on Hollywood Way right across from the Bob Hope Airport. The time that we went was a week after my 14th birthday, so my pops said I can choose anything in the store for less than $20 and I got a freakin' 80's complication CD, which I played on repeat several times until the tracks on the disc started skipping. For the next several years, my moms started to become an avid shopper there whenever she needed a new laptop or a new TV or some accessories and I also started to visit the other stores in Woodland Hills, Oxnard (I lived less than a mile from that store when I lived there for the summer), Manhattan Beach and the one in Fountain Valley, each with a different theme inside and outside the store.

The next day on Saturday, I spent most of the time with the siblings by taking them to this youth gathering service at Forest Lawn that my sister's church is hosting along with a bunch of other churches in Southern California. At first I thought why would they do this at a Memorial Park when they could've done this at a hotel or something. The service was all right, but if this happened between 2002 to 2007, then I would've like it alot more since the attendees were mostly high school kids. Speaking of which, I ran into two people there from my 9th Grade class who I haven't seen since I left San Fernando Valley Adventist Academy in 2003. After that, I talked with two other people I never seen before, asked them stuff like what church they go to and what they do for a living. We only stayed for an hour cause my brother had to do an afternoon shift at his work, and then I went back to my place to get ready for a Nigerian "Marriage" I have to cover with my uncle that night.

Now the marriage rituals from my background is alot different than it is here. What they do is both parents of the couple, and some of the elders, get together to approve both the engaged soon to be spouses as a married couple. In the past, I shot many Nigerian weddings, but those ones had the traditional American ceremony. This is the first one I ever covered which had the traditional Nigerian Ceremony. The event took place at this church in Ontario where we did a birthday event there this past summer. I busted my knee cap from the edge of the stage while I was trying to get a shot of the couple sitting on the tables with their parents that was placed on the stage. Its still hurts a little bit right now, but its nothing major. The ceremony was decent, everything went well and we left at around 11 and I got home an hour and a half later.

Then on Sunday, I went to the Americana at Brand in Glendale for the Cadillac Culinary Ride and Drive event that I hyped about on the previous post. Its been a long ass time since I went to the Americana. Last year, it rained during this event, but this year, it was very nice and clear. I'm telling you, y'all fucking missed out on this, cause stuff like this rarely happens. I'd rather have somebody else experience this other than myself and I went just cause I did this last year and wanted to see what Cadillac had to offer in their lineup for this model year. I drove the CTS Coupe, CTS sedan, the Escalade Hybrid, and the SRX Crossover. Nothing special, just some minor features and tweaks with their engines and packaging feature options. The comparison vehicles they had this year were the 2011 Lexus RX 350, which they had last year in the 2010 model. The new comparison vehicles were the 2011 BMW X5, which was just another Bimmer to me, and two Mercedes-Benz E Classes, the Sedan and the coupe. The E-Class coupe was my favorite car of the whole afternoon, but it would've been much awesome if they had the 5 series as the comparison for the CTS instead of the Mercedes-Benz. I was getting a video of the exterior of the E-Class coupe on my T-Mobile G2, but that shit fucked up on me! It started to freeze as soon as I was going to demonstrate the startup and acceleration so now the video is no good. That kinda threw me off for a bit but driving and flooring the Benz around Glendale without the cops in sight (thankfully) made me get over on how weak my mobile phone is starting to get.

After driving over $400,000 worth of vehicles in one afternoon like everyone else in Glendale, I went to go watch some NFL games at the Cheesecake Factory there. I ate the Americana Burger (that's not named after the place coincidentally) and it was very pleasing. But what's more pleasing is the service that I was getting that day. They only had two TVs and the one in front of me was showing CBS Sports Central with Jim Hill while the other was showing the Packers/Vikings game on FOX on the other end of the bar. I was gonna go switch and tell the bartender to move my plates and drink to the other side, but he said that he can put the game on FOX on the TV in front of me and now both TVs had the same game. While I was eating and watching the Packers overtaking Minnesota's lead to avoid their undefeated season being snapped, I was also talking to two different women in their early 40's than me about why the players get fined 5 figures for unsportsman like conduct and other unnecessary roughness penalties in the league. I actually wanted to tip the two bartenders $20 each but I had to save my cash for Steve Job's biography, the Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides Blu-Ray that just came out, the phone company and other bullshit expenses.

Before I left, I checked out the new Apple Retail Store in the Americana and this store is the TALLEST I've ever been to, not wide like the Topanga store, but the ceiling is just so fucking high, that you need to get a cherry picker to change the lights on top. I'm still confused on why they opened another Apple Store when there's one just across Central Avenue inside the Glendale Galleria. They should've opened that one in the Antelope Valley Mall so that those up there don't always have to rely on the Best Buy in Palmdale or the Pacific View Mall in Ventura so that those living there don't have to drive all the way to The Oaks mall in Thousand Oaks to get their Macs repaired. Just doesn't make any sense, but the store and the city of Glendale does make dollars though (alright, that joke sucked). Big special thanks to the people at Cadillac for letting me go wild on their whips again and shoutout to Patti and the bartending staff at the Americana at Brand Cheesecake Factory for the dope ass service.

Like I said earlier, this upcoming weekend is gonna be filled with a shit load of costume parties, high sugar intake, fake blood that people's kids will drink and females pretending to look like lesbian hookers for three days. Plus I'm expecting to see alot of Facebook statuses about the "scary events" like Freight Fest and Halloween Horror Nights which I never liked and never been to any of them. If you want to see real scary shit, go to West Hollywood on Halloween night. The city will shut down Santa Monica Boulevard so that anyone and everyone will parade around the street dressed up as what ever you don't want to imagine. I'm thinking of going this year cause I missed out on last years since I had problems meeting up with my ride.

ONE LAST THING. I still have the Back To The Future 25th anniversary movie posters I got exactly ONE YEAR ago on October 26, 2010 at the AMC theater in Universal City for the one night only screening of the film and let me tell you, if you like the film or know someone that likes the film religiously like I do, THEN YOU NEED THIS POSTER! I'm selling it for 25 dollars and I have 3 left. I priced it high cause it really hard to find nowadays without paying extra shipping fees like eBay. I REALLY need those gone! I also have the Pirates of The Carribean: On Stranger Tides movie poster that I have available. Those I'm selling for $20. Just let me know on the comments below or hit me up on Facebook, Twitter or anything if you're seriously interested. Thanks for taking the time to reading. Have an excellent rest of the week and act like the recession has never happened.

October's Very Owned

This month hasn't been great so far.

Aside from Steve Jobs, there have been a lot of recent passings and sudden deaths from some notable figures such as Oakland Raiders owner Al Davis, Indianapolis 500 race car driver Dan Wheldon, and Muammar Gaddafi who was the former dictator of Lybia for over 40 years. Plus, you got Lindsay Lohan back in the fucking headlines for the same typical shit that isn't new to everyone else and the Occupy Wall Street protests taking place in just about every major city you can think of. It looks like that shit will be around for awhile, especially here in LA.

When I went to go check it out the first weekend that it happened around city hall in Downtown earlier this month, there was ALOT OF FUCKING PEOPLE THERE! Marching around Spring Street and first while shouting and holding all kinds of signs regarding the protest. I had my film SLR with me so I managed to take about twenty-something pictures there. The scene looked like I was at Coachella again mixed with some 1960's UC Berkley, only smaller. There were all kinds of people from different races and age camping out with tents and shit. I mean, it was just too real. I thought it was gonna last for less than a week, but to my surprise its still going on. I'm just curious to see how this ends so that its get to the point where it'll be written in high school textbooks and have several adaptations of this demonstration on novels and made-for-Television movies in the future.

As far as the Death of Michael Jackson trial, man they should just throw Dr. Conrad Murray's old guilty-expression ass in prison already! I mean, fuck, I'm tired of seeing him trying hard to look like he's on the cover of GQ inside the courtroom everyday with a different suit on. That's something Pat Riley would do on the courtside, sans the slickback greased hair while Dr. Murray's hairstyle look like he just woke up without combing. Basically, he just fucked up while he had the chance to save the life of the largest entertainer in the universe in Mike Jackson. You have to be with your patients at all times as they said in one of the hearings.

Also, they're saying that if he is convicted, that he may not be serving jail time cause of his clean record and background, but to instead serve a lengthy house arrest. Well, at least just take away his medical practice license for starts, cause that has been happening longer than two years and I totally doubt that the constant delays is just to breed publicity to the Jackson family. They did a tribute show for Michael a few weeks ago in Wales. I read that there were more stars that declined to perform than those who were booked on that night. I wasn't interested in it cause honestly, the man is dead. I respect him and everything he did in the entertainment and philanthropic aspects of his career, without mentioning his bizarre court cases and his epic TV documentaries from 2003. I would say the same for Steve Jobs since the media and tech sites has been covering his passing and what he did to impact everyone's lives in such a way so much, but I won't cause like I said in the previous post, I looked up to Jobs alot more when I was young and I was really into his products and worked at one of his company's retail store. All in all, they should just extensively stop talking about both of them just out of respect, and create unofficial annual holidays of both of them in remembrance since they made such a dynamic impact over the years.

As for me so far, well, no fun as of yet. Just one year ago at this day, I was at Howl at the Moon taking photos at my homegirl Cecilia Navarrete's 21st birthday party with my friends. That was an awesome night and so many things took place that was unpredicted and fun. Now a year later, I'm just here at my place in Sylmar typing this. Kept it kinda low key, so to say.

So two weeks ago I went to a taping of the new self-titled NBC sitcom starring comedienne Whitney Cummings. I don't watch television anymore except for Pro-Football, and I've never heard of her before, but I went for two reasons: 1) to see how an actual production for a Television sitcom is like. Now I've been to other production television tapings like the Lady Gaga performance at Jimmy Kimmel Live this past summer, Cee-Lo Green's Talking To Strangers on FUSE network, two episodes of the Amercian version of Top Gear and both the MTV Movie and Video Music Awards, but NEVER to a television sitcom filmed in front of a live studio audience, and 2) it never hurts to try something new, so I gave this program a chance. From looking at the billboards all over the Valley and seeing some of the ads on Sunday Night Football on NBC, I can tell its gonna be another over-hyped soon to be cancelled sex comedy with numerous innuendos and puns, and for giving a benefit of a doubt that night, it was.

The taping was fucking long. 7 hours to shoot just one episode. It started at 6pm and I thought that it was gonna end at 10pm but apparently it finished at midnight. It was at the famous CBS Studios Center in Studio City on Bradford just north of Ventura Boulevard, where a lot of decent TV programs get filmed at, as well as the studios for KCBS 2 and KCAL 9 in Los Angeles. My second time being there this year and the first time was for a Lakers viewing party back in April. Plus, they had this "Tom Hanks from the late 80's" looking MC who was entertaining the audience by telling them the synopsis about the show and the episode that was being filmed. He even picked on me in front of everyone for not smiling but apparently, he gave me a cheap Five Dollar "Los Angeles" t-shirt that you can get on Hollywood Boulevard. The audience was filled with a decent amount lot of women who looked and acted like they're on menopause. I sat next to a black lady who looked like Grace Jones straight from Egypt wearing Cleopatra's wardrobe and this white girl who looked like an attractive twin of Scarlett Johannson. I liked the production of the show being in progress more than the show itself, but I gotta give Whitney Cummings and her co-stars props for having to recite the script on an average of 5 times per scene (they did that ALOT, which is why the show went on for a long time).

I was supposed to be this Nigerian event party last Saturday, but I didn't show up for miss-communication reasons, and it was my fault. Feeling very upset, I went to my friend Marlene De La Torre's house that night for her husband's birthday kickback to change my mood. I originally wasn't going to attended, but I just went anyways. The kickback was fun, left a bit early though cause I didn't wanna stay out late again.

Again, it was a pretty dull month. Not as spectacular like last years. I just need to have the phone company try to get my cell phone working in progress again so that's gonna be tough. By the way, I'm gonna be going to the Americana At Brand in Glendale this Sunday for Cadillac's Culinary Challenge. I'm gonna be test driving and comparing Cadillacs and other expensive luxury cars that y'all will never get to buy unless if you're a 1980's drug dealer in Miami, a European pornstar with fake tits or a assistant to Birdman from Cash Money Records or Floyd Mayweather's shoe shiner. I went to this event last year, and the whips they have are fun to drive. I don't know if the Cadillac comparison vehicles will be the "rich stay at home moms" SUVs I drove last year like the Mercedes-Benz ML class, the Lexus RX and the BMW 5 series wagon (that one I liked cause it had the M package). Plus they have all the latest Cadillacs like the Escalade Platinum trim edition (the cup warmers and coolers on there its a MUST SEE), and every CTS (sedan, coupe, and wagon) model without the V performance in them. So if I were you and if you're a car enthusiast, I'd totally go. Cause stuff like this rarely happens and I was seriously surprised and caught off-guard that they're doing this again this year. Just hit me up on Facebook or Twitter if you are planning on going. You have to register for this, but I can get you in as a plus one to save the effort.

Thanks for your time reading this, and lastly, major MAJOR shoutout to my old high school friend Marissa Mendoza for giving birth to twin girls earlier this month. I wish her new daughters happy and healthy successful lives. Congrats Marissa.

Never Leave Your Jobs

You know what, I haven't been on this site in like forever.

Around this time one year ago, I would write an average of about 9 to 15 posts at least per month. But since the last time I was here, which was a month and a half ago, there were way too many things that were stuck on my mind and things to do list which prevented me from typing on here. Also, I was on Tumblr more than usual, and I know it looks gay and shit, but if you're a photographer and presenting your work as a showcase to future potential clients, then its necessary to have a Tumblr account aside from re-blogging photos.

Finally among other things, the NFL season survived the "would've been cancelled season lockout" over the off-season which could've cost the league and networks MILLIONS AND MILLIONS OF DOLLARS from ticket sales, stadium revenue, sponsorships (Bud Light, Southwest Airlines and E-Trade for example), and attendance at bars among other things. Plus DirecTV would've sucked this year. Andrew Siciliano and NFL Network RED ZONE Channel's Scott Hanson will have nothing to say and nothing to do except attempting to be like Bob Miller by calling NHL games. But I'm fucking glad the NFL is back, and its getting interesting so far this season. Hell, the Detroit Lions are playing with so much impressive confidence, as well as Aaron Rodgers and the Green Bay Packers performing as Super Bowl Champions since both of those teams from the NFC North, or as ESPN Chris Berman would say the "Norris Division", are undefeated right now.

On the topic of sports, I watched the overhyped Pay Per View boxing bout last month between Floyd "Cocky-ass" Mayweather and the 805's Victor Ortiz (805 is the area code for Ventura County, where I used to spend the summer at right after high school in 2006) with my good friend Blanca Aragon and her family and friends at their place, with a projector screen and a lot of food. The preliminary fights were MUCH better than the main event, cause Victor Ortiz fucked up by headbutting Mayweather in the fourth round and that's when shit started to fall off. Mayweather ended up retaining his title at the end after turning the daylights out of Ortiz by knocking him out cold. Like I said earlier, the fight only lasted four rounds instead of more. I felt bad for those who payed 70 bucks or more on this Pay Per View from the end result of the main event, unless if you're a serious avid boxing enthusiast who's more entertained from the preliminary fights other than the main event. Thanks again to Blanca for inviting me to the viewing.

So its been already a week since former Apple Inc. CEO Steve Jobs passed away. I was watching the Apple Keynote presentation video on the new iPhone 4s and then, coincidentally, found out about his death right after I finished watching the video. That shit totally got me by surprise. I mean, I knew he was seriously ill with his heath problems of pancreatic cancer, but I didn't think he would pass on already. I used to look up to him since I was in 5th grade, right after I watched Pirates Of Silicon Valley that aired on TNT that year. Prior to that, I've used Macintosh computers since I was in Kindergarten back in 1993, and around the same week, my pops brought home this Packard Bell home PC set running on Windows 3.1 and MS-DOS, so I was pretty much introduced to two different operating systems at the same time. I lost touch with Macintosh computers a year afterwards and I didn't get back into until I started the sixth grade 5 years later at Frost Middle School in Granada Hills. This was two years after Steve Jobs returned to the company and a year after he breathed life into Apple Computer again by launching the original iMac, with all the different colors on the exterior case. That was the very first personal computers that I saw that didn't have a floppy disc drive, but just only a CD-ROM tray. Damn as I type this, I can totally fond remembering messing around on one of the machines running on the old System 9 back in those days by surfing on Netscape every day at Lunch and Nutrition.

Then two years later in 2001, a shit load of changes happened with Apple Computer. First they introduced iTunes, then the Mac OS X platform which blew me and everyone else away when I first saw it. I remember upgrading every iMac at Frost (except the ones at the Library and the Magnet program) from System 9 to Mac OS X and showing most of the teachers how to use it. Later they, launched the Apple Retail Store by opening two at Glendale and Northridge that year. I was at the Northridge opening and I still have the t-shirt from that day, and I actually thought that the retail store was gonna be there for three months but 10 years later, its still there. That store was absolutely something else. I remember the old theater that used to be there where they would just showcase the different Apple products to those new to the Macs, and I remember seeing the first iPod MP3 player there that launched the same week that the store opened.

Then in 2003, my little brother got an iBook when me and my sisters wanted him to get a Windows notebook, but I'm glad he went with his instincts. We used to be all over that machine. I remember burning SO many CDs of 80's playlists that I made on his iTunes like its nothing during High School. After I graduated I made both of my parents get me the Black Macbook since I wanted to use it for filmmaking, and reluctantly, they did. It wasn't easy trying to get that model, but after we walked out the Northridge Fashion Center with it, I FELT LIKE I WAS FUCKING HIGH AS FUCK!!! This was the first year when they did the "buy a Mac, get a free iPod Nano" deal. My shit came with the Black MacBook, the AppleCare Protection Plan, the HP Photosmart C3100 all in one printer, and the black iPod Nano which I gave to the little brother. Before I sold it cause I needed money from the fuck-ass recession in February 2009, I was shitting on a lot of people with that notebook when I was taking classes at Valley and Pierce Colleges. Hell, that notebook got me the job at the Apple Retail Store in Sherman Oaks Fashion Square in 2007. Here's how that went.

During the summer of 2007, after I got ousted from getting into an argument with a rookie store manager at the McDonalds on De Soto and Vanowen (pre-McCafe), I spent the last week of June applying like crazy to different places, and this was a year before the job market sucked. I remember filling out applications at Apple Stores in Northridge, Sherman Oaks, Topanga, Thousand Oaks, Simi Valley and I think the one at Glendale. I went to Fashion Square one day to see a friend a mine who worked at one of the food courts, then walked around the mall and saw that the Bath and Body Works was hiring.

So I went there and filled out an application just for the fuck of it. Then a week later, I went to the Apple Store at the Glendale Galleria to 1.) Follow up on my resume there and 2.) Play around with the original iPhone that just launched. They said that they haven't looked at any so far and what blew my mind was that you can make ACTUAL calls on the iPhones on display. I called my voicemail on one of them and I got a message from the manager at Bath and Body Works for an interview. So I went to the interview a few days later, got the job there over a spoiled twenty-something female college graduate that got me by surprise since she had the advantage. Spent the entire summer there doing stock and around October was when shit started to change.

I got an email from the Apple Store in Sherman Oaks, out of all Apple Stores around the proximity where I live, only THIS Apple Store was right across from where I was currently working at inside the Fashion Square mall. Every other day I had a different interview, then the store told me that I had to be at the Mac OS X 10.6 Leopard event on October 26, which was my official start date. The problem was that I was scheduled to close at Bath and Body Works that night, and the manager at Bath and Body Works didn't know that I got hired at the Apple Store. So I told them that I needed to leave early cause of some emergency or something. Wasn't easy but I managed to get that request approved. As soon as I finished my very final shift there, I ran to the back of the Apple Store, was given a black T-shirt representing Mac OS X Leopard from one of the managers, and the rest was fucking history.

I can't speak too much of behind the scenes from working there, but all I can say was that it was interesting, including the orientation which took place at a hotel in Warner Center. I can't say which one just out of respect, but I met a lot nice people there. But working at the Apple Store was not only an amazing experience, but it made me get to be more interested with the company more, by having Ron Johnson, the former Retail Operations President of Apple Inc, always reminds us of the company's core values and purpose to serving their consumers for their products during the store meetings. For those who follow me on Twitter, you already know that I also met a lot of famous people there, and producers and writers of television shows and blockbuster films that year. I remember working the Black Friday and Christmas Eve shifts there.

I got thrown out of there in May 2008 for a number of reasons that I can't say on here. Thinking that I was gonna return that summer, it didn't happen cause the job market began to collapse and a lot of places were in a hiring freeze since most employers didn't generate much income for their business, and they had to let some its workers go because they couldn't meet payroll demands to compensate its workers. That shit really sucked after it kept getting mentioned in the news. So I was back in the same position that I was one year prior to this, applying like crazy and shit, only this time no one was accepting. A lot of my friends at the time that I used to kick it with at Pierce weren't able to meet up like we used to since the recession caused them to "not have time and too busy to hang out". I spent the rest of the year trying to maintain myself by selling pictures I took from driving to The Grove and around West Hollywood and Beverly Hills chasing rich famous people like Heidi Klum and Kim Kardashian with a Nikon D90. After that ended from a dispute with a paparazzi I worked with, I still found myself not generating any income, and I really needed cash. Plus I hired a job agent to find work for me and she couldn't get me a position at any job since the unemployment got much worse. So I had to sell my Macbook for a very low street price and it took care of me for a while and used some it to start focusing on my photography business that year.

I guess you can that I'm one of the biggest Apple/Mac enthusiasts that you'll ever meet. I know everything about the company and majority of the models that came out, including the Macintosh clones that were released when Apple Computer sucked in the 1990's. New Apple CEO Tim Cook did the recent keynote for the iPhone 4S, and I know he's a rookie and I respect him as a new leader for Apple in all this, but honestly, that shit was boring. I'm used to watching Steve Jobs presenting the latest updated iPhone every year after year, so now we're gonna have to get used to old soft-ass Tim Cook making Apple act like its the 90's again. But I don't blame nobody at Apple cause Steve's condition was not good and he HAD to step down as CEO back in June. Its been SUCH a fortunate privilege to work under his company umbrella, one of the best jobs (no pun intended) in the world.