TO ALL THOSE FEMALES WHO OVER-WORSHIP TEENAGE POP STARS

Please don't use death treats towards the girl that your favorite celebrity is "dating" or having a photoshoot with, or whatever of that kind of nature. Death is not a play thing. To be honest, you're NEVER gonna get a chance with the both of y'all being together for Heaven knows how long. Think about it for a second, you do whatever it is with him and then what? It gets dry boring after that and plus, the said celebrity has to work everyday. To make it even from a male's perspective, all the hot attractive actresses and models that I used to think about every 2 seconds are now part time and full time mothers. There goes my chance of poppin' their cherries and I'm not to concerned about it... well a little bit.

Speaking of teenagers, I have to go to my pop's house later on cause my little sister has invited a multitude of her friends for her sixteenth birthday party over there. First time ever a non-Nigerian party is being thrown there featuring a bunch of Juveniles expecting to to be disrespectful, and that's where my task as a chaperon gets thrown in. Its gonna be a challenge.

From getting what you came for, just because

Fuck, its already December, the last month of 2010.

This past few days have been absolutely crazy in terms of being busy. I haven't gotten a chance to stop and relax for a bit. I even tried to be internet sober for 12 hours last Friday, but instead, I winded up doing some work at my Pops house in Granada Hills by cleaning the yard and some interior housework. Later on, I spent the rest of the time to kill by finishing up the Toy Story 3 DVD that Pops got the week before to play for the kids at his Thanksgiving party.

After watching the film, I gotta admit, that shit was VERY funny. Yes, the ending was kinda somber for those who've seen and understand the first two films in theaters like myself, but I DIDN'T SHED A DAMN TEAR LIKE EVERYBODY ELSE DID. The film was pure comedy. Hell, I was laughing throughout some, if not, most parts of the film. Now I totally regret not watching it in theaters this past summer, especially in 3D. But at least I didn't have to deal with the fucking kids screaming and the high school dipshits talking/texting inside the theater during the screening, another reason why I don't go out to cinemas that much.

Speaking about nostalgia, Facebook is now having this weird cause where you have to post a cartoon character to raise awareness for children who are victims of child abuse. Here's the exact quote of this whole shit.

"Change your facebook profile picture to a cartoon from your childhood and invite your friends to do the same. Until Monday, there should be no human faces on facebook, but a stash of memories. This is for eliminating violence against children"

To me, that's just an excuse to let everyone in the whole world know what guilty pleasure animated show you used to watch back in the day without being totally embarrassed. Plus the whole cause makes no sense at all. Whoever started it needs to get their ass kicked, or has gotten their ass kicked in the past which him or her create this awareness cause. I mean why cartoon characters? Why not just post up baby pictures of ourselves instead, but that won't happen because at least half of Facebook's demographic are too lazy to scan pictures. I don't like to be biased, but I've seen it happen. This thing is supposed to go on until the end of tonight, but I won't be surprised if people kept their favorite cartoon characters up after the end of this month. As much as I love to bring up the past many times, you can't always live in it in the present. Once it gone, its fucking gone.

So y'all wanna talk about animated nostalgia, all right then. Here's my throwback profile picture for this ridiculous cause that I put up for a few hours.

Original 1991 Jetsons: The Movie VHS. You can't find this videotape anywhere nowadays, except a used copy on eBay. Way long out of print. That, along with The Flintstones were one of THE BEST cartoons in the history of the world, and its a fact. They were what The Simpsons are today back when those two shows debuted, by airing on Primetime television after dinner. Hanna-Barbera owned the entire Saturday Morning industry by shitting on Disney and Warner Bros. (who were also decent) back in 60's, 70's and 80's. I did it for the hell of it just cause everyones profile pictures kept grewing on me, and to use as an excuse to not feel embarrassed. But in terms of child abuse, sadly, nobody in this world is perfect and everyone was raised differently, otherwise I'd use this unorthodox photo of Dr. Phil McGraw as my profile picture instead.

Alright, enough about my childhood before I get too caught up being stuck in the 1990's again (which I don't really mind that much). I just wanted to get that out of my mind. Twitter is doing the same shit with celebrities abandoning their updates on their profiles until the cause that they're supporting raises One Million Dollars to fight and prevent AIDS being spread in Africa and India. Now, at first, I'm all for that and shit, but did they REALLY have to go as far as having popular A-list celebrities "dying"? Haven't we learned something from 2009?

Everywhere I go in conversations, people say that so many celebrities that year has passed away than any other year. You're not supposed to fuck with death, or pretend with it. I was surprised that movie Death at a Funeral was premiered at the beginning of this year. I'm sure the movie must've been green-lighted prior to 2009, but they should've at least re-wrote the script or changed the title. Then again, its a recession since movie studios can't afford to do production all over again and controversy creates cash. Why can't each of the stars just used their millions of their own money? Or hell, even most of the bankrupt-proof corporate big wigs and that rich asshole Mark Zuckerburg just donate to that cause in which the total amount will QUADRUPLE, TRIPLE, DOUBLE the amount totaled that buyalife.org, the site running this cause, will reach. Here's one of the advertisements for this.

Looking at this really gives me the chills. Speaking of Kim Kardashian, I met her again for the ninth time last Thursday.

First and foremost, MAJOR thank you shoutout to my homeboy Ryan Castro for hooking me up with this again. I was gonna skip this, but apparently he managed to tag me along with him. It was a book signing event for their book Kardashian Konfidental at the Borders at Westfield Century City mall. I saw Kim there twice earlier this year, but I think they should've held this at a larger Borders like the one in Westwood just a few minutes northwest of Century City, or even the one at Northridge, or shit, even at the Barnes and Noble at the Grove, where alot of famous people go to do their book signings which take place like almost every week. The line for this event was, without reason, the LONGEST craziest motherfuckin' line I've ever seen, for a book signing. The line was so wild, that they had to make four different lines just to get their book signed. There were people who stayed since Borders closed the night prior to this so that they can be the first ones to meet her and her sisters.

When we got there, there were a lot of people in line that I recognized and remembered from previous Kim Kardashian meet and greets, lots of people. Shit felt like a class reunion. Plus I met some new people and left the mall with a lot of contacts from some hot females as usual, including Cindy Martinez from Channel 22, a Spanish television station here in Los Angeles. Damn, she is FINE as fuck, and I hate to say it but she outdid the Kardashians in looks and attention that night. There were like three media photographers at least hitting on Cindy Martinez while Kim, Kourtney and Khloe were posing for the camera as they came out. Again, another terrific night. Here are some photos.

Cindy Martinez could easily be the fourth lost Kardashian sister. I really wanna do her.

Despite what their book states, this is what made Kim and her family famous. Nothing absolutely wrong with it.

Money shot of the night.

what 1,400 people skipped class and work to stand in line for that day.

Anyway, I gotta get back to work editing more photos. I really don't wanna stop blogging and writing more posts. By the way, shoutout to the USC Trojans football team (who, according to the book that Kim's father went to school at and their family friend OJ Simpson played at, but I knew that the whole time) for creating an upset at Pasadena against UCLA last night and also by going through another unusual season. One more to go by in 2011 and after that, its back to the BCS again.

Ava Devine > Christina Aguilera > Courtney Cox

DISCLAIMER

To all the readers under 18, please cover your eyes.

To all my female readers.... hey, I'm a single 22-year-old guy, so spare me and get used to it.

Everyone else, pick a number and start getting in the back of the line, and don't forget the rubber. Seriously, especially from the recent current events that occurred this week.

Divorce really does come in threes.

Mad Mel: Beyond Belief

This is somewhat of a disclaimer.

I don't think most of you follow celebrity gossip or tabloid journalism or have never met an A-lister before cause either A) You don't have the time and the interest to read what been going on with a popular actor or musician, and B) You don't know them personally, even when they get married or pass away. The reason I say that is cause I live in Los Angeles the entire time, well mostly the San Fernando Valley for 22 years of my life. This city is known for where the films and the music videos are made at, which 60% of it were made in the valley. There are many people out there in small unheard towns in this country, if not, different countries of the world, who are dying or willing to give up their lives just to see their favorite stars in person and from living here, I've had the experience of meeting a portion of them in person, which is really nothing to a Los Angeles citizen.

This is one of the reasons why I always find myself writing about a celebrity or posting a photo on here (which majority of the time is a photo I never shot unless it says JUSTFORSNEAKS ENT. on it) about them. I usually write the events that happened towards myself, but since this month is very slow, I decided to keep this site alive by writing about some interesting current events from my perspective. In fact, this month is so slow that I only took three photos this month. Yes, THREE freakin' photos. Two at Topanga mall on July 1st with a friend of mine, and one of this squirrel on top of a trash bin at Pierce College last week. I usually would've gotten 150 at least by now for this month, but this is pretty much a break from all the crazy events I had to do last month.

Again, to keep this short, I know majority of you don't follow up with celebrity news cause its very obvious that the stars always wind up in some sort of trouble that land thems in court, which TMZ has emphasized this brand of journalism from the past five years. Its coincidental cause one of their first news stories was the Mel Gibson DUI incident from 2006, where he said some inappropriate antisemetic stuff towards the Jewish community to the officer that stopped him after being under arrest.

Fast forward to the present, Mel Gibson is now in trouble again cause he was accused of physically abusing his Russian-American model girlfriend. She recorded both their telephone conversations which the press got a hold of. I wasn't interested in this story at first but after I heard the audio file of the recorded conversation from a link that some random person posted up on Twitter, I couldn't tell if he was rehearsing a screenplay for his next film role or if shit was legit. From the tone of his voice, the dude was going off and I mean he was lashing out to his girlfriend on the phone. He said some to her stuff that would make a guy cry, except me cause I heard some terrible shit people said to me in the past and I'm used to it already.

Bottom Line, Mel Gibson is a celebrity. Celebrities fuck up alot in real life. Therefore, Mel Gibson done fucked up and there were signs that proved it. After hearing the audiotape and the headline of this mess, now we all know what women don't want. A man whose brave enough and has the heart to unleash lethal words and use their parts of the body as weapons. In the end, payback will be a bitch for him.

Unfortunatley to all those thirsty male virgins out there...

Megan Fox, who I dislike until I see her in person, got hitched this past week. No wonder she got pulled out of Transformers 3.

Anybody wanna make a wager on how long her marital status will last with David Silver? (that's the character who Brian Austin Green plays on the OG 90210). I'm picking 15 months

The NBA's Finals Exam time machine

Shit, I'm glad May is over. I'm not even gonna fucking get into last week. That includes Gary Coleman's death.

You know what, I lied. I'll give my prospective on it. That means no more Cash Call jokes and no more MTV Celebrity Deathmatch references.

I didn't even see that shit coming. The week before, I saw a video on the internet that had him go inside a pro-wrestling ring during a No holds barred type Pay-Per-View match that had Jeff Jarrett as of of the opponents. Freakin' Gary Coleman came out of nowhere and gave him like 2 or 3 low blows on his nuts. I don't even know how Jeff Jarrett recovered from those shots that quick (of course it fucking hurts, you wouldn't even feel like getting busy with some girl from that pain) but all of the sudden he knocks the lights out Gary Coleman with his guitar. That shit had me laughing for minutes and minutes. The person who uploaded the video titled it "Gary Coleman Dies", and I sent it to some friends of mine in which they also laughed their asses off. Then a week later, I drove all the way to Northeast Los Angeles to this girl's house who I met at the Kardashian's "Virgin, Saints, and Angels" pendant event at Kitson a few weeks before, to give the photos I took of them on that day. I was using their laptop to watch this music video that one of their roommates produced, and then when I went to show him my Facebook, someone posted that Gary Coleman passed away.

Again, that really got me by surprised. Gary Coleman is one of the only actors that makes me laugh whenever I see a picture of him, when I hear his name or when I even see his name. I know he went through a bunch of shit in the late 80's and 1990's, but I was surprised on when I found out that he worked at the old Fox Hills mall in Culver City as a security guard which really tripped me out. If only his parents planned out his financial incomings from Diff'rent Strokes like putting some savings on the side and invest it or let it grow instead of them and his financial advisors taking a huge percentage of his pay, then Gary would've live a better, more affluent life. Hell, he could've saved his former co-star Dana Plato from entering the porn industry (yes, she was in porn) and dying from Bulimia in 1999.

Fuck, I still can't believe he's gone. Had his life post-Diff'rent Strokes went well, I think he could've spent the rest of his life making some young children laugh in the Children's Hospital on Sunset if he showed up and jumped up and down in the patient's room or if he did some cheap puppet show that went bad, it would get the Nurses and a few M.D.'s laughing as well. But that shows that celebrities, including child actors, live like regular people as well. Cause when I was a kid, I thought stars would get away with everything, including Traffic Violations. I think that's why Lindsay Lohan is always the target for the media and the press. Had it not been for her trial a few weeks ago where she's required to be monitored everywhere she goes so that she doesn't break her probation rules, then I would still use her as an example on how the Tabloids do whatever they can to find the negative things on actors and musicians just to tell a story.

Damn that last sentence on Lindsay Lohan made me feel like its late 2006 to 2007 again. Speaking of going back in time, this Thursday and every other day until the World Cup in South Africa starts, its gonna be like 2008 again.

Its gonna be Game 1 of the LOS ANGELES LAKERS VERSUS THE BOSTON CELTICS IN THE 2010 NATIONAL BASKETBALL ASSOCIATION WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP

They should called it that instead of the "NBA Finals" just for this series since it was like that during the 11 other times these two teams met, except 2008 and 1987, which is then they changed it to the "NBA Finals" name. To me, I somewhat get confused on how championships for sports always feature teams from big viewership markets. From time to time I would always joke or prophesied on how the NBA playoffs is fixed or doctored in a way that Commissioner David Stern would script the last two teams that features Boston and Los Angeles to cruise through the entire playoffs just so that ABC will get huge ratings and how the league would get so much revenue which would be the equivalent of the buyrates from the supposed-to-happen Pacquiao VS Mayweather fight that was supposed to take place in March. But anyway, this year's NBA Finals is gonna make things very disgusting. Laker fans won't even fuck with anyone from Boston, even if they don't watch Basketball. Shit, I have a pair of Air Jordan 1's that have the Green/Black/White colorway that I wear alot, so it looks like I might put them on ice until God Knows when so that I could walk around LA Live without getting jumped by some drunk fans in Kobe jerseys, or I could just wear them and tell them that I'm representing Nigeria in the World Cup. Bottom line, the people wanted Boston vs Los Angeles again since the Lakers won the title last year, they got what they wanted, and I wish the best for both teams....I mean I wish the best for Los Angeles so that I can score some more digits and Facebook profiles from the female Laker Fans like last year at the ESPN Zone during the games, which will be at FULL CAPACITY this month.

But yeah, now that June is here, its time to look forward again. My brother is going to prom this weekend with his younger sister, who's also related to me. That's a first cause he told me that all the girls at Kennedy high school are whack. I don't blame him cause I would think the same thing, or not. He's gonna be the first one to go to prom and the first one in the family to graduate from the broke-ass LAUSD after getting his education there for the past 15 years (he started pre-Kindergarten at the age of 3) and to spend 4 straight years at the same high school. Me and my other sister went to a private high school for Ninth grade and we started Pre-K at the age of 4. I wish the best and that he enjoys the time left in high school and not let "Senoritis" get the best of him.

Oh and by the way, big shoutout to Patrick Smith for the bomb-ass Pizza and taking the time to chill at his place yesterday. Hope everything goes well for your production and instruments business. And also a very, VERY big shoutout to Katie Reddig and Aaron Wilson for tying the knot on Sunday. I know that you guys will live a perfect, successful life with each other.

This is why celebrities should not be in the 100s section at Staples Center

We're here to see a game, not Drew Barrymore getting head..... I mean proposing to REAL Laker Fans.

We lost another one...

So far for the past two weeks, if not the past several months, there's been a stretch of major deaths occouring. One of theses are the Air France flight that nose dived into the Atlantic Ocean last month and Yemenia Flight 626 that crashed into the Indian Ocean with lives being taken away except for one 14 year old survivor. Not to mention a number of celebrity deaths thats been taking place in these recent events. Stars such as Bea Arthur, David Carradine, Millvina Dean who is the last living survivor of the Titanic, Farrah Fawcett, Ed McMahon, Billy Mays from the infomercials and of course Michael Jackon himself. 

Just a few hours ago, I learned that former Tennesee Titans quarterback Steve McNair had his life taken away along with another woman from a gunshot. This guy was a very excellent athleate. Was one of the last Houston Oilers in the Tennesee Titans before playing with Baltimore in 2006. He lead the Titans to Super Bowl XXXIV only to lose to the St. Louis Rams one yard short. I remenber watching his games when I was in high school. He was one of the quaterbacks I looked forward to seeing on Monday Night Football and he was one of the star players along with McNabb, Brett Favre (when he was in Green Bay) and Michael Vick that got me interested in the NFL more often. It's weird because last summer I met his teammate Eddie George and his Superbowl rival Marshall Faulk in at the Rose Bowl in Pasadena for the Maddenpalooza event. With McNair no longer alive, it gonna be unusual for me to watch another game this upcomng season. This guy is gonna be missed for sure.