Shit, I'm glad May is over. I'm not even gonna fucking get into last week. That includes Gary Coleman's death.
You know what, I lied. I'll give my prospective on it. That means no more Cash Call jokes and no more MTV Celebrity Deathmatch references.
I didn't even see that shit coming. The week before, I saw a video on the internet that had him go inside a pro-wrestling ring during a No holds barred type Pay-Per-View match that had Jeff Jarrett as of of the opponents. Freakin' Gary Coleman came out of nowhere and gave him like 2 or 3 low blows on his nuts. I don't even know how Jeff Jarrett recovered from those shots that quick (of course it fucking hurts, you wouldn't even feel like getting busy with some girl from that pain) but all of the sudden he knocks the lights out Gary Coleman with his guitar. That shit had me laughing for minutes and minutes. The person who uploaded the video titled it "Gary Coleman Dies", and I sent it to some friends of mine in which they also laughed their asses off. Then a week later, I drove all the way to Northeast Los Angeles to this girl's house who I met at the Kardashian's "Virgin, Saints, and Angels" pendant event at Kitson a few weeks before, to give the photos I took of them on that day. I was using their laptop to watch this music video that one of their roommates produced, and then when I went to show him my Facebook, someone posted that Gary Coleman passed away.
Again, that really got me by surprised. Gary Coleman is one of the only actors that makes me laugh whenever I see a picture of him, when I hear his name or when I even see his name. I know he went through a bunch of shit in the late 80's and 1990's, but I was surprised on when I found out that he worked at the old Fox Hills mall in Culver City as a security guard which really tripped me out. If only his parents planned out his financial incomings from Diff'rent Strokes like putting some savings on the side and invest it or let it grow instead of them and his financial advisors taking a huge percentage of his pay, then Gary would've live a better, more affluent life. Hell, he could've saved his former co-star Dana Plato from entering the porn industry (yes, she was in porn) and dying from Bulimia in 1999.
Fuck, I still can't believe he's gone. Had his life post-Diff'rent Strokes went well, I think he could've spent the rest of his life making some young children laugh in the Children's Hospital on Sunset if he showed up and jumped up and down in the patient's room or if he did some cheap puppet show that went bad, it would get the Nurses and a few M.D.'s laughing as well. But that shows that celebrities, including child actors, live like regular people as well. Cause when I was a kid, I thought stars would get away with everything, including Traffic Violations. I think that's why Lindsay Lohan is always the target for the media and the press. Had it not been for her trial a few weeks ago where she's required to be monitored everywhere she goes so that she doesn't break her probation rules, then I would still use her as an example on how the Tabloids do whatever they can to find the negative things on actors and musicians just to tell a story.
Damn that last sentence on Lindsay Lohan made me feel like its late 2006 to 2007 again. Speaking of going back in time, this Thursday and every other day until the World Cup in South Africa starts, its gonna be like 2008 again.
Its gonna be Game 1 of the LOS ANGELES LAKERS VERSUS THE BOSTON CELTICS IN THE 2010 NATIONAL BASKETBALL ASSOCIATION WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP
They should called it that instead of the "NBA Finals" just for this series since it was like that during the 11 other times these two teams met, except 2008 and 1987, which is then they changed it to the "NBA Finals" name. To me, I somewhat get confused on how championships for sports always feature teams from big viewership markets. From time to time I would always joke or prophesied on how the NBA playoffs is fixed or doctored in a way that Commissioner David Stern would script the last two teams that features Boston and Los Angeles to cruise through the entire playoffs just so that ABC will get huge ratings and how the league would get so much revenue which would be the equivalent of the buyrates from the supposed-to-happen Pacquiao VS Mayweather fight that was supposed to take place in March. But anyway, this year's NBA Finals is gonna make things very disgusting. Laker fans won't even fuck with anyone from Boston, even if they don't watch Basketball. Shit, I have a pair of Air Jordan 1's that have the Green/Black/White colorway that I wear alot, so it looks like I might put them on ice until God Knows when so that I could walk around LA Live without getting jumped by some drunk fans in Kobe jerseys, or I could just wear them and tell them that I'm representing Nigeria in the World Cup. Bottom line, the people wanted Boston vs Los Angeles again since the Lakers won the title last year, they got what they wanted, and I wish the best for both teams....I mean I wish the best for Los Angeles so that I can score some more digits and Facebook profiles from the female Laker Fans like last year at the ESPN Zone during the games, which will be at FULL CAPACITY this month.
But yeah, now that June is here, its time to look forward again. My brother is going to prom this weekend with his younger sister, who's also related to me. That's a first cause he told me that all the girls at Kennedy high school are whack. I don't blame him cause I would think the same thing, or not. He's gonna be the first one to go to prom and the first one in the family to graduate from the broke-ass LAUSD after getting his education there for the past 15 years (he started pre-Kindergarten at the age of 3) and to spend 4 straight years at the same high school. Me and my other sister went to a private high school for Ninth grade and we started Pre-K at the age of 4. I wish the best and that he enjoys the time left in high school and not let "Senoritis" get the best of him.
Oh and by the way, big shoutout to Patrick Smith for the bomb-ass Pizza and taking the time to chill at his place yesterday. Hope everything goes well for your production and instruments business. And also a very, VERY big shoutout to Katie Reddig and Aaron Wilson for tying the knot on Sunday. I know that you guys will live a perfect, successful life with each other.
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